Get ready to freeze, Yankees
Thanks to that loser groundhog in Pennsylvania, you're due for six more weeks of winter.
Down here in the South, I'm about to enjoy an early spring. So says Gen. Beauregard Lee, anyway, and he's ALWAYS right. At least, more often than "that other one." After he was finished prognosticating, Beauregard was treated to a breakfast from Waffle House. Gotta love the South.
UPDATE (2/4/04, 7:45 p.m.): Not only did the above random pointless entry inspire Marty's rant about the Civil War, it also spawned Vicki's tennis column this week. Soon, I hope to be a major influence on national public policy.
Posted by Brian at 7:30 PM
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Posted by: Martin Gleason on February 2, 2004 11:35 PM
I think the south needs to be reminded that the lost the goddamn war. AGAIN.
Posted by: Will Hindmarch on February 3, 2004 12:11 PM
I think the fact that the North feels the need to rub it in even 150 years later is a larger problem. How do you like G.W. Bush rubbing your nose in it for just four years, Marty?
How weird is it that the Confederate flag is still an issue in presidential campaign debates in 2004? In the perspective of history, probably not all that weird. I guess.
Posted by: Vicki on February 3, 2004 03:39 PM
I'd come out of my deep, warm hole for some free waffle house ... wouldn't you?
So when those of us in the south are flyin' our confed flags out by the pool, basking in the warm spring sunshine, we sincerely hope ya'll in the great white north are enjoying snow up to yer noses and are reveling during Thaw Out 2004.