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The answer to the war on terror

Thanks be to this fine gentleman from Beaufort, who has finally solved that nasty little terrorism problem on our hands. All we have to do is ban any religion that can be linked to violence. Hooray! Problem solved! It's a good thing Christianity has never sparked any wars!

This is the kind of idiocy that abounds in my little corner of South Carolina.

 

Comments

Posted by: Vicki on September 15, 2004 11:27 PM

He probably needs to pray that his name disappears from the phone book so those islamic radicals can't track him down and shoot a missle up his nonsensical dumbass. But would that be so bad?

Posted by: SharonZ on September 16, 2004 09:52 AM

So we should all become Rastafarians?

Posted by: Serena on September 16, 2004 10:38 AM

Hell, I think he should probably pray that his name disappears from the phone book for sensible, intelligent people don't track him down and shoot a missle up his ass in embarassment!

Posted by: Vicki on September 16, 2004 10:23 PM

Yeah, but do you know how many missles we would need down here ... stupidity abounds. This is the SLOWcountry. There really aren't many sensible and intelligent people down here. Brian can attest to that ...

Posted by: Brian on September 16, 2004 11:23 PM

Vicki talks out of her ass on a lot of topics, but she's right on the money on this one.

Around here, it would be a lot easier to find the missiles than it would be to find the sensible and intelligent people to shoot them.

Posted by: Vicki on September 17, 2004 11:26 AM

Thanks Dearth, I love that back-handed support ...

Posted by: Johnny B. Good on September 17, 2004 01:42 PM

He better watch out or Jesus will come to his house, take the gun from his hand, stick it up his ass and pull the trigger so it goes click. (Name the movie reference for bonus points.)

Out.

By the way, lay off Vicki. She's just crazy from all the catnip at her place. Once she gets outside into the fresh air she gets real lucid.

Posted by: Brian on September 17, 2004 02:28 PM

Looks like we got ourselves a Lebowski fan... How many points do I get?

Posted by: Johnny B. Good on September 17, 2004 03:59 PM

You get enough points to comfort yourself with the knowledge that most people in your neck of the backwater aren't savvy enough to get the Coen Bros. humor.

I saw an entry a while ago regarding "Office Space". Is "Office Space" as high on the Quality Quote Quotient as "Lebowski"? Which movie, if you had to only watch one, do you prefer?

Enjoy the Second City.

Posted by: Vicki on September 17, 2004 06:14 PM

I love when Jesus goes a little nuts ... speaking of which, I'm so glad that someone finally supports me around here. Jeez ....... I can't get no love.

Posted by: SharonZ on September 20, 2004 04:27 PM

Not even from Jesus.

Posted by: Vicki on September 20, 2004 05:31 PM

So Zimmermna, you never sang "Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so," in your little jewish school? Sorry, I can't translate to Hebrew for ya!! ha ha
Thank God you have a sense of humor ...

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