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Mail call

Four whole days elapsed between the time Debz stuck a Kerry/Edwards sign by the driveway and when some anonymous soul dropped a burned copy of the anti-Kerry "Stolen Honor" DVD in the mailbox.

What did this person hope to accomplish by doing this? By displaying a Kerry/Edwards sign, this is obviously not an undecided or sway-able household. Did this person realize he was being an arrogant prick by attempting to force his set of beliefs on us? Or did he actually think he was being helpful? Why did he anonymously leave the DVD? Is he a coward or just unable to defend his side in a debate? Was it even a he? And what would his reaction be if a copy of "Fahrenheit 9/11" mysteriously appeared in his mailbox?

All these questions would be answered if this person simply stepped forward. Then I also could turn his ass in to the feds for copyright infringement over the illegally produced DVD as well as postal tampering because of the unstamped, non-USPS package placed in the mailbox.

 

Comments

Posted by: Morgan on October 30, 2004 10:48 PM

Don't worry - I'm sure our yelling and screaming at the top of our lungs up and down Myrtle Island after Kerry's victory on Tuesday night will smoke him out. And then I'll personally turn that DVD sideways, and stick it straight up his right-wing ass.

/long day at the office :0(

Posted by: Vicki on October 30, 2004 11:01 PM

Morgan ... I'm really beginning to like you.

Posted by: Vicki Needham on October 31, 2004 04:54 PM

You really need to put something up about the much-hated, and maybe somewhat less hated Green Bay Packers who should secure the win for Kerry.

Posted by: Brian on October 31, 2004 05:55 PM

Damn, Vick, give me a few minutes. The game ended only a couple of hours ago...

Posted by: Vicki on November 1, 2004 01:38 AM

Yes Brian but we are talking about a Kerry victory which does not require that I load up a moving van and go to the cold wilds of Canada to escape this dicatorship. I like my shorts and being able to swim in an outdoor pool in November. I'm glad to see your smelly self got that entry up ...

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