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Welcome, porn freaks

It seems some of you landing here are in search of naked people doing naked things. I'm sorry to say you are about to be disappointed. And no, I'm not going to provide you with some links to help you on your merry way. If you can't stumble onto some hot girl-on-girl action within a few clicks on your own, you are a certified moron.

For those of you NOT looking for porn, a bit of explanation... I took a look at this site's stats today, including the "Keyphrases used on search engines" section. The following searches linked people to my site over the past few months:

the women most locked at on the internet
most popular porn site on the internet
teen cheerleader model photos
slam that ass
got her ass stuck (this one came up twice!)
most popular porn site
japanese porn site
six porn site

While I'm at it, there are also some downright bizarre searches that you people are coming up with. Such as:

official site fat blaster
tequila boom milwaukee (Kudos, Chris)
martys muffler and service (Shout out to Marty)
sperm bank myrtle beach
most popular phrase that mom used
the girl who grew up on the internet
most popular hairstyle of 2004
grumpy grandmas
buying ephedra on the internet
antonio banderas current house

Actually, there are quite a few different Antonio Banderas queries popping up. I have no clue why since I'm pretty sure I've never mentioned his name on my site before.

These two are my favorite:

the dude abides
bush is dearth vader

And of course, by posting all these here, I have ensured that search engine bots will pick up on them and even more Web-weary souls searching for these things will end up here. Manipulating the Internet is fun!

Comments

Posted by: Sharon Z on December 4, 2004 01:39 PM

Try this:

jerkass lettuce

Posted by: chris on December 8, 2004 08:12 PM

Well, the best I got on my site is "jiggling titties" and "ass for days".

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