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Grandpa Chris

I believe there's only one man on this planet who can accomplish the following feats in the span of one week:

1. Bruises his back getting tossed off a mechanical bull on Monday.

2. Slams into a 16-year-old dumbass who pulls out 30 feet in front of him on 278 on Thursday. His Porsche is totaled, but he walks away with injuries less severe than the ones sustained in his rodeo mishap.

3. Gets married on Saturday.

4. Bolts for Bora Bora on his honeymoon, a scant one week after the bull incident.

Congratulations to and a hearty round of applause for Mr. Chris Yates and his new bride Betsy.

I considered looking for a less embarrassing and more flattering photo of Chris, but fuck it, he's in Bora Bora for the next two weeks. Plus, I don't have one.

Comments

Posted by: Vicki on March 30, 2005 11:44 PM

God, he's sad ain't he? Now if he could get married, have a kid and get divorced in a week that'd be something. I just wonder if he made it to Bora Bora yet ... hmmm...

Posted by: debz on April 4, 2005 10:22 AM

Ah, Vicki, always thinking kindly on others.

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