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Imagined conversation

Man #1: Excuse me, ma'am. Can you direct us to the nearest church?

Woman: You go to church?!? I love to pray!

Man #2: We need to find one because my grammy just died and left me a big wad of money. But if I take it back home to South Africa, the government will take it all! So I want to donate it all to a church here in America instead.

Woman: How generous!

Man #1: But first we like to pray over our money so God will help guide it to good use.

Woman: Awesome idea! I should get some money too! Then we can all pray!

Man #1 and #2: (in unison) Yay!

The trio goes to an ATM.

Woman: Here's $1800! Let's pray!

Man #1: First put your money in our Holy Handkerchief. We'll wrap it up so evil spirits can't penetrate it.

Woman: OK!

Man #2: Now we'll all close our eyes and pray silently for 40 seconds.

Woman: (shuts her eyes) Perfect!

40 seconds elapses.

Woman: (opens her eyes) Hey! Where'd you go??? ... Motherfuckers!

Honestly, I can't imagine that the actual conversation between the people in this article was any less ridiculous.

 

Comments

Posted by: Debz on June 22, 2005 12:53 AM

friggin' idiot. hmm....i do need to pay off some debt...

Posted by: SharonZ on June 22, 2005 11:22 AM

Wow. Bluffton turns out some smarties. You guys must live in the smartest area of the country. people driving Hummers to go buy groceries, Republicans, and now this. Smart, smart, smart.

Posted by: Will on June 22, 2005 07:09 PM

Debz, you mean "pray off some debt," don't you?

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