Overheard on Hilton Head
I've gotten a kick out of a site Morgan discovered called Overheard in New York. It's a blog where people contribute the weird things they hear while wandering around the city.
Which lead me to think, what would Overheard on Hilton Head be like? Today I offer my first entry. Debz and I were sitting in the Cold Stone Creamery on the island when an older guy comes in and asks for directions. The Cold Stone chicks (which, I might add, would be a great band name) fill him in. He thanks them and as he's walking out, he says, "I'd buy something here, but I have diabetes. It would cause me to die."
Posted by Brian at 11:29 PM
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Category: Funny
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Posted by: Morgan on June 27, 2005 05:45 PM
My current favorites....
Guy: So what you're saying is that every event in modern history was caused by a time-traveling Keanu Reeves?
--Chevy's, Times Square
Overheard by: Kenny B
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
--1 train
Overheard by: Manhattman
Tall woman on cell: ...there's something I haven't told you too: I've been sleeping with hundreds of women all this time!
--4th Ave. & 10th St.
Goth guy on cell: You can't divide by infinity! Infinity is a concept, not a number! How many times do I have to tell you that?
--Penn Station
Overheard by: Lesley Brooke