I can't be trusted
I received several warnings today - some verbal and others via e-mail - that I need to be careful when I open the fridge tonight because there are several large deli and veggie trays inside that could possibly crash to the ground if the food seeker is not alerted to their presence.
But just in case I forgot:

Posted by Brian at 10:03 PM
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Category: Friends/Family

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Posted by: Martin Gleason on August 10, 2005 11:14 PM
Wow. I am so glad I'm single.
You should just open the door to be an ass. I would.
Which is why I guess I'm single.