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"Super" Bowl XL

Holmgren vs. Cowher

Forget Seahawks vs. Steelers. This one is Mike Holmgren vs. Bill Cowher. And may the best mustache win.

If I were a betting man, I'd take Seattle over Pittsburgh 23-20 as the Seahawks win the first ever Super Bowl to go into overtime. In their haste to celebrate, Seattle players grab the wrong container, and instead of dousing Holmgren with Gatorade, they hit him with a vat of Campbell's Chunky Soup.

Of course, the term "Super Bowl" itself is grossly misleading and inappropriate. As everyone knows, by definition, nothing may be considered super unless it directly involves Chuck Norris.

Posted by Brian at 7:57 PM
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Posted by: Simmermna on February 1, 2006 05:45 PM

Say, is there a football game on this Sunday? Anyone know? Anyone?

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