Score one for the good guys
The human race has survived this fateful day, this 6/6/(0)6.
It all came down to one pivotal battle, a battle in which good did more than merely triumph over evil; it beat the everlovin' crap out of it as the Los Angeles Angels smote the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 12-2. The Minions of Evil even scored home-field advantage (Florida, death's waiting room), but still failed to pull out the victory.
I believe it may have been a ploy by Satan, to lull this fine Christian nation into a false sense of complacency. I mean, are we really to believe that the Father of Lies would schedule the Apocalypse for such an obvious day? Too predictable... our guard was up, our hackles raised. No, Lucifer will bide his time and allow us to inhale a few more Big Macs before unleashing his Hell upon our unwitting masses.
Meanwhile, as Evil bides his time, we're safe ... until the next media-induced hyper-frenzy. Summer of the Gator, anyone?
Posted by Brian at 11:36 PM
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Posted by: Kitty on June 7, 2006 08:51 PM
Satan is the vice president ... so evil is up a few runs in the bottom of the ninth with two outs and nobody on base. And Pat Robertson swears he can leg press a ton. A ton of BS, maybe. AND the plane he owns crashes and he's not even on it. Uh, it's possible the apocalypse snuck in the back door and sat down at the dinner table for a feast but we're too busy sitting in traffic to notice.