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Goal: To Make Morgan Jealous

I spent last night with a Naboo queen.

Ok, so I didn't actually meet her; I just was in the same room . And it wasn't actually a Naboo queen, of course, but the actress who played the role. She also starred in "Outsourced," which was screening at the local film fest, and the reason fate brought her to my general vicinity was to taunt Morgan.

She was quite fetching, even sans royal makeup, and she remains a beloved figure in the Star Wars universe for ordering the fatal hit on Jar Jar. The official word is that she did it to end his habit of constantly fucking everything up, but everyone knows she had him offed due to sheer annoyance.*

* This may be a backstory I invented for the character 15 minutes ago and may not be an official part of the Star Wars expanded universe.

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Posted by: Morgan Bonner on January 5, 2007 09:04 PM

Yawn. Wake me when you've spent the night with Nat Portman.
/is covering up the fact that he is indeed jealous
//sad
///but true

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