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I received a letter in the mail last week from Great Lakes Educational Loan Services that read in part:

"CONGRATULATIONS! Our records show that this account was paid in full as of 11-08-2007. We hope your educational experience has been a good one."

So in addition to being $225.39 richer each month, I am interpreting that last sentence to mean that I am no longer under any obligation to continue learning. Soon, I hope to be forgetting things I once knew. With any luck, by next week I'll be watching Fox News and "The Bachelor" in diapers while eating moldy cat food.

Posted by Brian at 10:50 PM
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Posted by: betsy on November 29, 2007 04:15 PM

Save some moldy cat food for me. I've already forgotten everything.

Posted by: Diane on November 29, 2007 05:08 PM

Wow - I am impressed - I won't be eating moldy cat food for decades!

Posted by: chris on November 29, 2007 07:04 PM

"With any luck, by next week I'll be watching Fox News and 'The Bachelor' in diapers while eating moldy cat food."

Sounds like a typical evening at the Yates household.

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