If you think you're smarter than a 5th grader
Then you should figure out how many 5-year-olds you could take out in a fight.
I'd finish off 17 before the rest gave me the ol' Glass Joe treatment.
Posted by Brian at 8:18 PM
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Posted by: Diane on February 1, 2008 05:23 AM
I could take 18...apparently
Posted by: chris on February 1, 2008 06:10 AM
Apparently my moral compass is broken:
http://www.christianyates.com/blog/stupid-web-quizzes/fear-me-elementary-school-children
24 biotches!
Posted by: SharonZ on February 1, 2008 07:04 AM
I tied with Brian at 17 5-year-olds. Does this mean I'm physically weak, or just morally sure?
Posted by: Debz on February 1, 2008 07:29 PM
keerap, I can take 21. i would feel shame, if chris weren't so evil.
Posted by: chris on February 1, 2008 07:55 PM
Debz, that may be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Posted by: Brian on February 1, 2008 08:29 PM
After extensive experimentation, I have concluded that the highest number of 5-year-olds that the strongest, tallest karate master with Chris' morals could take out is 39.
And even a octogenarian fatass with the compassion of Mother Teresa still could take out one of the little buggers.
Posted by: Mimi on February 2, 2008 03:48 PM
Wow! I could take 15! Unfortunately, my class has 20...
Posted by: Brian on February 3, 2008 01:15 PM
Mimi, you'll just have to dig deeper. I bet you could take all 20. Plus, send a couple to the principle's office for the hell of it first. That'll take you down to 18 or so.
Posted by: Suzanne on February 5, 2008 07:26 AM
15 kids...I ran into a problem using them as a weapon :)